motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:

rick santorum is actually the most elaborate april fool’s joke ever conceived

at the end of today at exactly midnight his skin will unzip and a gay black man in bondage gear is going to step out and yell APRIL FOOLS and throw confetti

posted at 10:01 pm on Sunday, Apr 01 with 4,833 notes
origin: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile   via: studyinemerald-moved
tags: lol  i wish  this guy seriously is fucking scary  
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